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FIRST ROUND OF PHOTO CONTEST WINNER!
The competition committee, in the first round of the competition for the best photo showing La Cuna, has selected the winner! The main prize, in the form of a month’s rent in La Cuna, goes to
Xenia Dakota!
We are pleased to inform you that the big cleanup of La Cuna has come to an end. Here is the list of tasks performed:
#1. We cleaned up some blood stains
#2. We vacuumed up some spilled cocaine in some places
#3. We replaced working light bulbs in street lights with broken ones in some places
#4. We spread rumors that LCSO is the best in the world. At least in LC
#5. We lit a fuse of dynamite that had been extinguished by the rain
#6. We purchased gun cleaning kits to prevent infection from getting into gunshot wounds.
#8. We lost point 7
#9. We fed some bad guys to the fish in the harbor
#10. We donated surplus stock from confiscated drugs to a children’s home in Alabama.
Anyway, check out what La Cuna looks like now! The same city in a new version! It has never looked as beautiful as it does now! Come and see for yourself!
Flights from La Cuna unavailable!
La Cuna authorities kindly inform you that La Cuna International Airport has been closed as of today. There are no plans to reopen it.
New day, new town!
Modernization works are underway in La Cuna. We will inform you about their completion in due time. During this time, you can see unfinished projects all over the city. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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